The Krush

Race:  Chaos
Coach:  Jed H.
Description
The Krush were created by a minor sect of the Chaos god Khorne to inflict as much pain and destruction as possible. They seek to creates Chaos, inflict pain, break bones, maim, and kill. Scoring is the last thing they care about and they will only do it as a means to inflict more pain.

 
Chaos logo
no custom team badge
Bulletin board from the coach
Nov. 5th, 2017
Krush tie the Clawpack in Slugfest
Though no actual slugs were on the field ( a contingent of slug people from Slugsylvania were in the stands) The Krush and Mors Clawpack slugged it out in classic Blood Bowl fashion.

The first half saw the Clawpack receiving the ball and after a few turns of probing the Krush's line they found a hole when they knocked a beastman into the injured reserve! The rest of this half saw the speedy Clawpack staying a step ahead of The Krush to run out the clock and score at the last minute.

In an entertaining move star player for the Krush Max Spleenripper accidentally severed his own foot when his chainsaw kicked back on him. The crowd loved it and Spleenripper was quoted saying "Any day I take someone out of the game is a good day."

After receiving the kick off in the second half The Krush proceeded to lay the smack down on The Clawpack. They put four players in the KO box and put one player in injured reserve. The Krush handled the Clawpack easily and slowly moved the ball down the field and scored in the last minute to end the game at a 1-1 tie.

The Krush's beastman Gugga Bugtwat received a smashed collarbone and was promptly cut from the team. The Krush's apothecary salvaged some parts from him before the remainder was sent to a glue factory.
- Jed H.
 
 
Oct. 25th, 2017
New Krush Coach Pulls Out Win
The Krush manage another win against a team of orks bringing their record to 2-2. Management think that they should play more orks.

It was a slug fest in the first half with The Krush managing to keep the Meanskinz out of the endzone. The second half saw three Krush team members knocked into the dug out but still managing to score.

When asked his opinion of the game the coach said he was disappointed they did not injure any orks. He did not seem to care that they won and in fact was overheard saying he was going to flog the player who scored because he wasted time not hitting someone.
- Jed H.
 
 
Oct. 3rd, 2017 - old news
The Krush Fire/Murder Head Coach
The Krush dropped another game, this time to lasts years champs The Reservoir Crocs. Star player Vormian Paininfliktor was killed but the newly hired apothecary Festulio Grim was able to bring him back from the dead.

Management decided it was a time for a change and sacrificed the current coach to Khorne in an elaborate ritual involving dismemberment and a large stew pot. The team ate well.

When asked for a quote Management stated that the coach had lost sight of what was important - carnage. "We are here to kill, maim, dismember, and destroy. The score does not matter. The previous coach lost site of that."

New head coach Feogh Skulltaker is working the team hard between matches in an attempt to improve the destructive power of it's players.
- Jed H.
 
 
Sep. 19th, 2017 - old news
Krush Chalk Up first Win
The underdog Krush team put up a solid 2-1 victory over Da' Helm Shashaz. The score makes the game look closer than it was as The Krush were up 2-0 half way through the second half.

Star Player for hire Max Spleenripper was able to eviscerate the Smashaz troll with his trusty chainsaw and take a lot of pressure of their line. Unfortunately for The Krush the troll regenerated and was back in the game after the drive. "I don't think it should be legal that they have a regenerating player." Said Spleenripper while cleaning his chainsaw in a post game interview.

Standouts for The Krush were Karloss Muerte who in a blitzing moved knocked an ork off himself then trundled in for the touchdown.
- Jed H.
 
 
 
Tournaments played:
none
Playing in:
BBBL Season 2
Trophies won:
none



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