After the Altorf Falcons managed to have their entire roster die of a mysterious ailment in the second half of the final game of the 2505 Season. As a result Team Management has decided to Rebrand them as the Altdorf Failcons.
Sponsored by the Papa Pharmacological college of the Chaos wastes.
Bulletin board from the coach
May 14th, 2017 - old news
The altdorf failcons have regretfully released #71 Danny Unskilled due to the extent of the injuries sustained vs Red Rum.
The team would like to extend a hearty welcome to Danny Unskilled 2 his replacement.
We totally did not go to the nearest pub and pay some sap to drink a special brew... anyone who says otherwise is a Liar.