After the Altorf Falcons managed to have their entire roster die of a mysterious ailment in the second half of the final game of the last Season Management has decided to Rebrand them as the Altdorf Failcons.
Sponsored by the Papa Pharmacological college of the Chaos wastes.
Bulletin board from the coach
May 14th, 2017 - old news
The altdorf failcons have regretfully released #71 Danny Unskilled due to the extent of the injuries sustained vs Red Rum.
The team would like to extend a hearty welcome to Danny Unskilled 2 his replacement.
We totally did not go to the nearest pub and pay some sap to drink a special brew... anyone who says otherwise is a Liar.